you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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