2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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