I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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