i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
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It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
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We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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