I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
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I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
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She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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