We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
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Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
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This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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