Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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