There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
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This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
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My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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