Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
