How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
This beer is not sobering me up at all
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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