I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Randomize
