There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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