Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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