David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
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