I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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