do herpes really smell.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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