Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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