Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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