Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
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Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
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It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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