My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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