glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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