My nipple is on Facebook.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
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The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
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tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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