it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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