It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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