just come out here and I will go home with you...
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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