I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
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The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
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Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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