Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.