She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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