gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
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