what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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