fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Houston, we have a blender
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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