His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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