By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
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did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
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When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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