Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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