I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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