we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
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It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
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First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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