He is such a slut. More and more my type.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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