Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
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Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
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Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
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