he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
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Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
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enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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