He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
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For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
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I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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