you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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