i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
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Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
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This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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