And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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