Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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