First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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