Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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