im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Mom said you looked used
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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