ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
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It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
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I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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