Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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