did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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