please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
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my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
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Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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