Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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