Midget sex pt 2 tonight
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
She even gives head with a lisp.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Another day, another engagement, another cat
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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