She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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