5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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