New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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